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Current prediction Lab 85: Coal 63; other 2

Will try and get commentary here from 6pm as the Tally Room frenzy develops - but will have to do that by dropping out from celebratory/commiseratory dinner with friends and Kerry et al in the background. And in the event not very often. Heigh ho.

Sky/7 exit poll: Lab 53%; Lib 47%

EdenMonaro exit poll: Lab 58%; Lib 42% 

ABC declares 76 won for Labor (*.27pm) - so that's it ... 

Kerry's freudian slip: "Bennelong a 4.5% swing to the ABC"

About 2500 votes in to the postal vote count, the AEC shows Maxine ahead 51.63 : 48.37.

Seats considered still in doubt (by the AEC as well as ABC) are: Bowman, Dickson, Herbert, LaTrobe, Macarthur, McEwen, Swan.

Regular updates available on AEC website. Will post anything significant.

Libs back ahead in LaTrobe, Macarthur and Dickson.

McEwen now called as won by Libs, LaTrobe probably there soon, while Corangamite and Flynn join the doubtfuls

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Nelson has to go

He is pathetic. What a loser. Turnbull is right. Get a load of this.

Rudd is the Princess Diana of Australian Politics

My view is that Rudd is morphing into the Princess Diana of Australian politics.

If Rudd is going to be the Princess Dianna of Australian politics, visiting an AIDS hospice one day, a homeless shelter the next and a school the day after..... I want him to adopt her manner of speech. I want him to develop a kind of Home Counties lilt about his accent.

I am just waiting for him to get anorexia and throw himself down the stairs at the Lodge. There are better ways to get attention but since he is already a hospice junkie, I suppose this result is inevitable.

Kevin Rudd, the Princess Diana of Australian politics. What a prima dona that man is, from the hospice visits to the exaggerated view of himself, he is our Diana Curse.

Rudd, all he ever wanted to be was Queen of Australia's hearts.

A school visit here and there and a $500 computer here and there is much easier than a genuine education revolution.  To do that you would need to start with a lot of money, say $31.5 billion.  Oh that's right, he spent that already on tax cuts.

Channelling Diana is much easier and besides the public love that sort of thing.

ABC now counts Solomon and Robertson as in doubt

See here and scroll down.

Robertson

Why, David Roffey, would Robertson not be in doubt? Belinda Neal, wife of John Della Bosca, is a dribbling dill. We were at law school together and I could never work out how she got in there. Just goes to show any idiot can be a lawyer. She has about as much merit as a candidate as a sea-slug. Apart from a short stint as a Senator (parachuted in on the retiremnt of some other hack) and several unsucessful attempts to get into various parliaments from her central coast base, she has never cracked it yet. Interestingly enough, hubby has had no success in translating himself to the lower House to take a crack at the Premiership. Much like his fellow thug, Costa. The last thing I should have thought Rudd needed was another right-wing dimwit factional warrior.

Sounds About Right

Kevin Rudd - born 21st September 1957. A Virgo Rooster.

"These Roosters are logical, equipped to handle tasks others may turn away. They are overtly detail-oriented, sometimes annoyingly so. They can be critical and mistakenly mean if they do not choose their words carefully."

A Speech Rudd Could Have Given

I wish to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Owners of this land on which we all stand.  I as the Prime Minister elect and so representative of this country wish to apologise for the past atrocities and inhumanities committed against the original inhabitants of this country.  I want to acknowledge that the generous spirit of reconciliation shown by Aboriginal people, especially to one of the Christian faith and one whose hero paid with his life for the attempting to kill one who instituted policies of genocide in Europe.

I want to celebrate the ANZAC spirit of getting through together.  Of disrespect for position and respect for those who show the way to do things.  I, and my team, want to show the way to not just a nation but a world where the plenty is shared so that all have opportunity and the basics of a decent life.  I want us to regain the world leadership in innovative and sustainable technology squandered by the short term kow towing to vested interests of this past government.

I, and my team, each personally commit to raising Centrelink pensions and benefits to a livable standard.  In a country as wealthy as Australia it is simply unacceptable that young people who have been abused are forced onto the streets because they have nowhere to live and couldn't afford the rent in any case.

I, and my team, each personally commit to restoring a sense of social justice to politics in Australia.

I ask you to join with me in creating a decent Australia once again.

This is my attempt. Any others?

An Inspiring Thought

I just realised that we will probably never again hear Paul Kelly described as credible or a public intellectual. Oh frabjous day!

Sense Is For The Listener To Decide Upon

Bill Avent: "Paul, do you ever think of having a little bit of a think before you start tapping at your keyboard?"

I did have a cursory glance at some figures over the weekend. I can say with certainty that Mr Rudd's proposals are highly inflationary off the back of what will be [non]surprisingly robust growth in the agricultural sector. I will tip that produce prices will not be coming down any time soon. I would also advise that shopping around structurally sound financial institutions for competitive terms would not be a bad idea (cash will be premium). If one does happen to be on the other end of the ledger I would advise that they sell now and do not pass go!

Leave Your Name And Number

David Davis, did the price of "chips" drop today? Has the complaints number been made available by the new government yet?

surviving the drone

Michael: I had the misfortune, along with a bunch of others to be held at gunpoint in the SBS studios when Howard announced Australia was sending troops to  Iraq.  Long before the *45 days were out, the Howard supporters were demanding that somebody, anybody shoot the bastard and let us go home!

*might have been 45 weeks, by the time we got out I don't think anybody cared!

Those  criticising Rudd --- Howard was the worst speaker that I have ever seen! (or heard!)   With the thousand odd years he was around you would have thought that he would have to learn something!

It matters

DD, it matters. You got to have gut or ticker in politics. Look at Max Factor. She got gut. She chose Everest and she f--ing climbed it. I might not like Howard very much, but I do admire his gut. Also to think that Costello was always taunting Beazley as having "NO Ticker", that is my point. 

Keating puts kibosh on Julie Bishop's chances

SMH report: "the former Labor prime minister has one serious suggestion for who should now lead the Liberal Party - outgoing education minister Julie Bishop."

Margo: You know, I reckon that's a GREAT idea. Wonder how her own script would read? Pretty bloody good, I reckon. Go girl!

Another happy ending

And another man I liked is going off to do more interesting and rewarding things.  Kim Beazley is now Professor Beazley  teaching in politics and international relations.

See?  Everyone is better off.  None of it is a shock, it's just that it is happening rather quickly. 

Why the shock?

The Herald has the headline "New Shock as Vaile Quits". Why is it a shock? Under the circumstances, wouldn't it be strange if he stayed on. In the normal world when you have a monumental failure you have to resign or be fired.

Saturday's decision by the Australian people was overwhelming. Key leaders of the Coalition strategy need to resign or be fired and it needs to happen this week. Then the Coalition needs to start on the long, long journey of finding its soul and reinventing itself midway into the next decade.

Stop all this false shock stuff. I find it shocking that people are shocked. The Costello departure is not shocking. Nor is the Vaile one or that NT Chief Minister one. It's a routine thing all around the world that people fall on their sword when they fail. It's entirely appropriate. Morris Iemma should resign as well but knowing him he probably won't.

Vaile quits, too

Ding Dong - they're all dead

Gawd, it's getting as dangerous as walking down Wall Street during the 1929 Crash.    Beware plummeting pollies.

Moot point

Not really sure that it matters PF.  Gutless or no ticker?  Exactly, what is the difference?  He has wisely chosen not to take the leadership.  He was wise before and he is wise now.  He is far better off out of it and would be certifiably insane to accept the leadership at this point.  If I was him and they offered it to me I'd say "gee thanks a lot, now get that ugly thing out of my house".  So he wasn't good enough when they were in government so now they offer it like some putrid trash that didn't quite make it into the wheelie bin with the rest of last week's dinner.  No thanks indeed.  Correct decision, Peter. Move on and don't look back.  Move on at some speed.

Margo: Or wait, and finally, finally, say who he is. You never know. David, as you know, I've always had a soft spot for Peter, and got into heaps of of trouble for it on Webdiary.  Life's strange, you know? So who knows?

DD, did I say this about Costello?

To some, his decision not to run for the leadership is proof that the party was wise never to make him leader. They see him as someone who is gutless, someone who wouldn’t fight for the prize but wanted it handed to him. - Daily Telegraph

 Senator Minchin said he was also disappointed former Liberal Victorian premier Jeff Kennett had written in a Fairfax paper that Mr Costello's decision was "gutless" - SMH  

Gutless? No Ticker? same thing. 

Costello out

The worse thing about the departure of Costello is that we have lost the chance for us to be entertained by an Abbot and Costello Show with Tony as the deputy.

Margo: G'day, Peter, and welcome to Webdiary! Don't count the other Peter out, mate. I reckon there's another chapter. 

Dullness Wins

I agree Eliot Ramsey that Kevin Rudd is no great orator but I believe with his new position that will change.

But nothing could be duller than watching a John Howard speech-especially live in a ballroom when you can't slip outside without being noticed. He was the very worst of political speech givers-not helped by his deafness in one ear.

This election is a complete repudiation of everything that Howard stood for. It just took a few years for the public to find out. I always said it-I whooped for joy the day he announced Work "Choices" as that was the beginning of the end.

It was also example of the demagogue he had become-the man risked decimating the Coalition to implement his own ideaology of how workers should be treated. They deserve their thrashing but that isn't healthy for any of us.

We have now seen 2 Prime Ministers booted out of their own seats for the very same reason with nearly 70 years between those acts. If that isn't a clear indication that the great union movement is not dead, contrary to recent reports, I don't know what is.

 

Abbott's a contender

Tony Abbott thrown his hat in the ring. Now that surprises me. No chance.

Margo: Agreed, unless the Libs are truely into the A. word. 

Swan dive

I wonder which finance sub-editor will be the first to use the headline 'Swan Dive' as the recession starts to bite?

Margo: Yep, the Howard legacy. At least Labor will try to spread the pain.

Pleonasm 07

"I am determined to honour the confidence which has been extended to us by the people of our great land. And I say to all of those who have voted for us today, I say to each and every one of them: that I will be a prime minister for all Australians; a prime minister for indigenous Australians; Australians who have been born here and Australians who have come here from afar and have contributed to the great diversity that is our nation."

Could this have been the most cliché-ridden, redundant waffle ever presented in an inaugural speech by anyone since, I dunno, Jimmy Carter? Or Billy McMahon?

Keep in mind, Kevin had months to think about what he wanted to say.

And he gives us bland hyperbole fit for gentle parody at the very culmination of his personal, political triumph.

These are not intellectual giants, are they? They're going to be slaughtered eventually.

Margo: You must be sad, Eliot, having voted Labor. How about a go at the speech you would have given? 

 

Keating claims victory in election

Now here's something funny. Paul Keating calling John Howard divisive - and taking credit for the last eleven year's economic outcome.

Margo: and he thanked Malcolm Fraser, Petro Georgiou  and Judi Moylan for doing their best to keep this country honest, decent and caring. Onya Paul. Great piece. 

You're average Joe

David R: and we're also going to be "stuck" with a new Liberal leader and probably a complete rewrite of Liberal policy. Any preferences on who, ER?

I'm not a big fan of Malcolm Turnbull.

Joe Hockey seems like a very presentable character, and is of course a close personal mate of Kevin Rudd. Seeing as they're both 'consensual' philosophically, though, that probably counts him out.

Because the Libs will need a spoiler for the next couple of years.

Also, Hockey was genuinely devoted to Howard.

So, probably Turnbull. He actually increased his margin in his electorate. Though the labour guy there was basically retarded

Hockey did pretty good too, of course.

Not Tony Abbot. He might even follow Costello into retirement from politics.

Downer's not interested. Also, given his immense experience, he could make a fortune as a private consultant.

So, probably Malcolm. But I think your average bloke in the street would warm much more to Hockey.

If I was in the party room, I'd give Joe my support, rather somewhat expecting him to lose.

Just getting back to the new Rudd government, my bet is that an early weak link will be Tanya Plibersek.

Not because she entirely lacks talent, but because there's going to be few hells on earth worse than housing in the coming months and years...

Turning Turnbull?

Yesterday's letter:

Sir,

I cannot imagine a more appropriate position for Malcolm Turnbull than Leader of the Opposition - just as long as it is permanent.

Yours etc,

Malcolm B. Duncan 

Not, of course that I meant it or that he has a chance.    Malcolm is as disliked within the Party as out and has not been performing well in question time.    Further, let's forget this myth of him increasing his majority.    On the latest figures he had 50.2% of the primaries counted so far.   In a seat like Wentworth that is a disaster.

Now that Costello has decided not to run, some other Victorian is going to want the crown and, on the numbers, they'll probably get it.    The big swings against the Liberals and the most seats lost were in Qld and NSW.   I don't think anyone in NSW has the numbers and for a long time now the Victorians have been expecting the Leadership to go back to what they see as its rightful place.

Margo: Malcolm, in my opinion Peter is hoping that when the shit hits the fan and stays there the party will ask him to lead it. Being leader now equals oblivion.

Mendacity

It is a possibility Margo but how mendacious would it be?   He was pretty unequivocal yesterday.    Letting himself be dragged in by a greatful and needful Party would be stomach-churning.

When are these bastards going to wake up to the fact that most of us don't like being lied to and that, if they told the truth for a change they might even get some brownie points?   I have never been anything but honest with the public in campaigns and my vote keeps going up.   People like frankness and there's no harm in saying I don't know but I'll try to find out and find a way to fix it.

At least the Runt has been exterminated.   I hope a  greatful and needful Party doesn't ever try to bring him back.

Maxine McKew claims victory

Stock Market applauds Labor win

Interesting that the market opened 100pts up after a Labor victory. Clearly business is frightened about Labor economic stuff-ups. (see Clarke and Dawe (boo!) )

And do you know what? When it comes to moving forward...

Craig Rowley, hi!

Did you watch Kevin Rudd's victory speech? How sad was that?

More to the point, did you pick up on the slightly desparate mood of anxiety amongst the spectators in the auditorium as Kevin droned on and on and on.....

"And do you know what, ladies and gentlemen. When it comes to this great nation of ours moving forward together, I have  a fresh new leadership to offer and we have a lot of work to do, because when it comes to leadership, I'll offer new talent and ideas for this great nation of ours and we will move forward.

And do you know what. I say its time we all united in this great nation of ours blah, blah, blah...."

Even his kids looked bored.

Poor Albert looked like he was going to fall asleep.

Definitely the Rudd Labor government will need to dig up some dirt on, well, just about anyone and anything in the previous government.

They'll need as many distractions and diversions as possible to help paper over the cracks that will start emerging in the PR facade from, well, today basically.

This is because the incoming union-based Labor parliamentarians elevation to Parliament will generate a lot of jealously and resentment among their former colleagues back in union movement.

Doubtless, too, there'll be a lot of old scores to settle and skeletons in union closets that will come out the precise moment the union hacks discover that Rudd isn't going to deliver them the goods.

Rudd's insistence on doing things his own way, such as appointing his own cabinet for example, is going to upset a lot of the union and ALP party members, too.

And, also, he's not going to rescind any of the WorkChoice contracts. None of them.

And there's going to be massive public service cuts. And he's not going to fix hospitals. And he can do nothing about climate change.

Nothing.

Also, the new government has come into office at a less than propitious time.

There's a recession coming. And there are cost-push inflationary pressures building due to global energy demand.

That could play out any one of a number of ways, but none of which will look very good when seen against the state of the economy right now.

And , there'll be gaffes. Lots of them, especially in foreign policy.

But, unfortunately, digging up the past won't actually work as a distraction. Because the past is a long time. And in most cases, Labor governments were there, too.

Moreover, while we've got rid of Costello, all we've done is replace him with Wayne Swan.

And sure. Howard's gone. But now we're stuck with Kevin Rudd.

For at least three years.

And the pendulum is swinging now.....

David R: and we're also going to be "stuck" with a new Liberal leader and probably a complete rewrite of Liberal policy. Any preferences on who, ER?

Be Thankful Australia Is Not A Republic!

When the Americans voted the Republicans out of office, they still had their intellectually-challenged, rogue Republican President calling the shots and controlling the country. They still do!

At least in Australia, on Saturday, we put the broom through the Evil Ones and the new government, unhindered, can get on with the job of governing for all Australians, not just for the rich.

That is a clear reason why Australia should never ever become a Republic.

Too many cooks spoil the broth!

Bugger Them Rules, Eh David?

Craig, I think all those things, and their perpetrators, need to be examined regardless of by-election prospects. Probably won't be, though. There looks to be a bit of a tacit agreement in place whereby misdeeds are swept under the carpet by people who may have a few skeletons in their own closets.

David, are you trying for the shortest retirement on record? You seem to have posted to another thread 3 hours later.

Paul, do you ever think of having a little bit of a think before you start tapping at your keyboard? Or do you let your fingers do the thinking? Do you ever read what you have typed, to make sure it makes sense, before you click the post button?

The High Spiv just can’t help himself

Australia has been rid of the Prime Ministership of Howard for two days, and rid of that of Paul Keating for 11 years. I pride myself in having done my small bit vote-wise to get rid of both.

Keating has given us his considered assessment of last Saturday’s major event in today’s SMH:

It contains the following puddle of bile: “His triumphalism over East Timor destroyed the relationship Labor had built with Indonesia, which probably can't be rebuilt, or if it can, only after decades.”

The ‘relationship’ Keating refers to was based on blind-eyed complicity in the deliberate extermination by the Indonesian military of upwards of 200,000 East Timorese, a fact never once criticised or even alluded to by Keating in his years of bonhomie with its chief perpetrator, Suharto. In proportion to the total population of East Timor, the actions by the Indonesian military there were equal to those inflicted by the Wehrmacht and the SS on Poland in WW2.

This was a ‘relationship’ of fawning, grovelling and connivance on the part of the governments of Whitlam, Fraser and Hawke, but brought to its  obscene zenith by Keating and his Foreign Minister Gareth Evans.

Ever since the fall of Keating, Evans though unrepentant, has at least blessed us with his personal silence. Keating has displayed no contrition whatever. Nor has he given us an end to his self-justifying rants, despite having been turfed out on his ear more decisively in 1996 than Howard has been in 2007.

That ‘relationship’ should never be rebuilt. It has to be totally replaced from the ground up by something better. And just about anything would be better.

Any Contrition with that Pride, Ian?

Ian, your pride must be mixed, then? After all, if you helped get rid of Keating, you also helped to lumber us with Howard. Who was worse? I think Howard was.

In respect to East Timor, it was Howard's triumphalism Keating objected to, not Australia's involvement in restoring peace there. That exercise was, after all, under the aegis of the UN.

I am no fan of Indonesia's way of doing things, especially in Irian Jaya; but Australia does need to maintain as far as possible a good relationship with its neighbours. Indonesians regard all Europeans as supremely arrogant, and not without good cause. Nothing is gained by putting people's noses even further out of joint.

All in all, I found myself pretty much in agreement with everything Keating said in his article.

No contrition at all, Bill

Bill Avent: “In respect to East Timor, it was Howard's triumphalism Keating objected to, not Australia's involvement in restoring peace there. That exercise was, after all, under the aegis of the UN.”

Actually, Howard was very careful to avoid antagonizing the Indonesians with triumphalism in 1999 –2000. And Keating did object. He objected to the whole process that detached East Timor from Indonesia, having fully supported throughout his prime ministership Indonesia’s right to rule and ownership of the place, lock stock and barrel. Had Keating been Prime Minister instead of Howard, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind given his attitude on the question of East Timorese independence all the way through that he would have done everything he could to maintain Indonesia’s claim, and continued Australia’s recognition of it de jure – which incidentally Australia was one of only a few countries, and the only one of any significance, to do.

As for the UN, it was only there because John Howard finally broke with the bipartisan ‘pragmatism’ that had dominated thinking on the issue and used the opportunity to propose to Indonesian President Habibe that a plebiscite be held in East Timor to decide its future. Much to the disgust of the then discredited military, Habibe agreed. Howard could have handled it better, I agree. But Keating would have been true to form and continued his betrayal of the East Timorese. He never gave any indication otherwise.

The man has been known to make much of his alleged Irish ancestry. If Dili in 1999 had been Dublin in 1916, Keating would have been waving a Union Jack and cheering on the Black and Tans.

Did Keating dress more expensively than Howard? Yes. Have greater cultural pretensions? Yes. Have a nastier tongue? Yes.  But I could not care less what else he did, Howard’s record on East Timor, where the impact was on the lives of 650,000 desperately poor and downtrodden people, makes him as a Prime Minister of Australia about 650,000 times better than Paul Keating. I voted against Howard in this election, but if Keating had been still leading the ALP, I would have voted Liberal, without hesitation.

Agreement from Me

The Labor record (and Liberal) on East Timor is simply appalling and disgusting.

Let's hope there can be some consideration of human rights into our foreign affairs agenda - even with China. 

By-elections?

Over the next year could the Rudd government do the following:

Use its improved access to information on what Alexander Downer did know of AWB's activities in Iraq and thereby increase the likelihood of a by-election in Mayo?

Use its improved access to information on what Kevin Andrews did to pervert the course of Justice for Dr Haneef and increase the likelihood of a by-election in Menzies?

Use its improved access to information on what Philip Ruddock did to foster that flawed culture within DIMIA and increase the likelihood of a by-election in Berowra?

Bye-by-election in Higgins?

Peter Costello made it pretty clear he would be off as soon as he gets a good job offer.

Dont Drop Your Strides

Michael de Angelos, coming back? From where?

Small workers syndrome is the feeling I get.

It is a mining and agriculturial nation. It will in our lifetimes always be thus.

Sorry PF

I am not able to converse with you here freely as Commandant Fiona is rigidly imposing the ten posts a day limit. Apparently yesterday I went to eleven and of course the eleventh was not posted, almost as if an unthinking robot was in control. I'm hardly going to be told what to do on a group blog by a "moderator" whatever that is. As I have always believed this and other Webdiary rules to be nonsense, I am forced to go into "retirement" again! I have always believed the rules spoil this forum. The only person who ever seems to apply them in a sensible way is Margo but naturally she can't be on duty 24/7. It's a pity because I feel inclined to say a lot at the moment. Oh well, there are many other places where I can do that without lecturing or control freakery.

I did enjoy our discourse PF. Most of the others were painful but you have always been a pleasure to talk with. We don't agree with each other but we do it in such a nice way. Have a good day PF. It's the first business day of the Rudd era so no doubt you will have a spring in your step. I've picked up some kind of flu in Shanghai which seems kind of fitting. Good day to you.

Still Plenty Of Hate David Davis

Or should I call it intense dislike. Howard may be gone - his deeds live on and he owes - to a lot of people. The man owes big time in the apology department but that won't happen.

You don't just wipe someone out and then carry on as normal. You look at the reasons he had to go so the mistake isn't repeated. There are plenty of skeletons in Howard's closet and we'll have them out.

And that means you guys as well: Downer, Ruddick , Abbott and Andrews. All have committed sins that need to be corrected and my prediction is - with a newly freed up public service, unafraid of the nastiness that this little crew would dish out if they dared display independence. Lots and lots of little secrets are going to come rolling out.

In a way Malcolm Turnbull is correct - he is a clean skin not tainted by the viciousness of the Howard regime and it's devastating loss.

Although I bet Malcolm wishes he had joined the Labor party.

No Payback Alan Curran

Particularly as I am retired. But I'm pleased to see off the evil titled Work "Choices" or whatever nasty name they put upon it as I have grandchildren.

During the last 100 years we survived with Unions and protected workers - the two years of IR changes did nought but reduce wages and conditions for those at the bottom. The USA can support a sub-class of working poor of around 30 million, Australia would collapse.

I'm looking forward to - is it Joe McDonald in the "I'm comin back !" Liberal adverts? - to returning so I can buy him a beer . I thought those ads were a hoot.

A Major Theoretical Breakthrough

I wish to offer a theoretical explanation for the recent catastrophic loss of office by the Liberal Party and its National supporters.

Provisionally, I call it CDI, or Cumulative Downerian Incrementalism.

Though its mathematics is very complex, I will attempt to render it understandable for the non-specialist reader.

Basically, the theory says that every time over the last eleven years that Lord Alexander Downer opened his mouth and said something on TV, there was a swing against the Liberal Party nationwide of 0.000525 percent. Please note the figure is provisional at this stage, and further research will render it more precise.

These tiny swings were hard for analysts to detect as they were occurring, which only made them more dangerous for the party. The unseen danger lay in the combination of low dose and low immediate effect with high frequency. I suggest that the appropriate analogy is with the well-known cumulative effect of a series of very small doses of arsenic, leading in time to a total functional catharsis. Typically the patient loses bodily control, becomes incontinent, and may attempt inappropriate self-medication.

But then on the 23rd of April this year conspirators in that hot fetid bed of political correctness known as the ABC launched the first of two major attacks on the blissfully unsuspecting nation: an innocuous-looking program entitled The More Things Change, Part 1, featuring a continuous hour of Downer in both serious and frivolous mode. More detail is available at http://www.abc.net.au/austory/content/2007/s1905419.htm. A week later, a second strike or episode was administered. Then the conspirators stood back and watched as the effect became increasingly manifest in opinion poll swings. By that stage, even had remediation been available, it would have been of little use in the time remaining to the Party.

It has not gone unnoticed that Lord Downer is frequently featured on ABC, SBS and commercial TV giving the viewers the contents of his mind. CDI theory now renders its effects at least understandable. The question is, with only three short years for convalescence, can the Australian population, recover from the generalised cerebral assault it has been unwittingly subjected to? Moreover, can the new government be relied on to ensure appropriate public sanitation measures directed against it happening again?

Richard: There will need to be a public education campaign, so that those suffering in isolation know they're not alone.  Some decent research into possible mutations, especially if Downer himself has no immunity.  Perhaps appropriate therapy can be included in Medicare?  I'd love to get rid of my nervous tic. 

As he cast his vote, D said he didn't perceive a desire for change in the Australian public. 

Thanks Bill

Bill Avent: "Paul M., your equating making a spelling error, and subsequently admitting to it, with leadership qualities is amusingly eccentric too. You must have been making one of those jokes of yours, were you?"

To be human is to make mistakes (did you check your grammar?) I regretfully admit to having committed the sin of mistake [once] in my life. It still does not mean anything you have written is correct.

Management is of course a different matter. To rightfully forgive is to prosper - so somebody told me.

Understanding Labor's win

Fiona: Welcome back! I was beginning to think that you were a closet Liberal and had gone off to drown your misery!

There seems to be a bitterness in many of the posts, and a deep misunderstanding regarding the late and unlamented John Howard.

‘Howard hater’ developed as a put-down to those who couldn’t stomach this man’s methods, hypocrisy, devoidness of compassion and sheer miserable bloody mindedness.

Hate? Something so insignificant? Of so little substance?

No. Detest is the correct word. All the man is, and all the man stood/stands for.

As to the somewhat sneering remarks that: Howard is gone, get over him, forget him, the remarks show a lack of understanding.

Yes, the Libs are gone, thank god (whoever you perceive him/her to be) the new government will develop as it will, and it will fail to satisfy many of us. But anybody who was paying attention knew that Rudd valued the US connection. And even here there is a misunderstanding. There would be few of us who hate the US, I suspect. Many of us that detest the US administration and who are disappointed that the American people have done nothing to rid themselves of Bush and his cronies.

In fact that last statement is too sweeping. There are many people in the US who are actively working against Bush and his cronies. Preparation of law suits have been going on for several years.

Documenting all that they can be charged with, formalising it so that it cannot be ‘lost’ or forgotten. It will take time to play out, but the informed opinion in the US is that within ten years none of Bush’s cronies will be able to set foot outside the US.

Recently Rumsfeld was in France and papers were filed in the courts based upon charges of torture. Rumsfeld was whisked into Germany, and the process started all over again.

Simply isolating them in the US is not enough, can never be enough, but it builds the pressure, belittles the US, and if they cannot be winkled out in any other way then there is no reason that they cannot be kidnapped and delivered to the international court of justice. There is precedent. Some of the Nazi war criminals were kidnapped.

And so back to Howard. Were I running the ‘bring the instigators of the Iraqi invasion to justice’ group, I would grab Howard first. Convict him and the others are guilty by implication. Whatever the sequence there is no reason to believe that Howard, Downer and Ruddock will walk away scot free. If there is ever to be a semblance of peace in the world it must be established that international law applies to all. That Iraqi and Palestinian lives are worth equally as much as is the life of an American, a Brit, or an Australian.

This election polarised the electorate. Getting rid of the coalition was the focus. The way to do that was to support Labor, not because they were wonderful, not because they would address all the issues that so many of us wanted addressed, but because Labor wasn’t the coalition.

When you are starving, any food will do. When you are reasonably fed then you can afford to be picky. Next election will be the time for minor parties and independents. Perhaps we can even galvanise enough support to force a referendum on adopting the Mixed Member Proportional representation (MMP) form of government.

If Getup can be persuaded to put the proposition before their members that is a 230,000 leap to people who at least might be open to discussing it.

Democracy means being involved. Highlighting those areas where there are problems and proposing solutions.

I suspect that there are not many people who are entirely happy with the overwhelming majority that Labor has just won, and fewer still who are entirely happy with what Labor offers.

Perhaps it is time for a serious change.

Keeping the Bastards honest?

"As I recall the Labor Party was in accord with most of the world....."

Of course they were, Bill! They were in opposition! Sorry, I'm not convinced mate.

Rudd's a diplomat. Expect to see him jetting off to exotic places, drinking copious amounts of tea and discussing the woes of the world. All talk and no action.

Really do hope I'm wrong. I really do...

However, I do agree with Fiona, it is up to all of us to "keep the bastards honest"!

Director's salaries, the current looters, and what Kruger says

It is a pity the Greens didn't get a seat in Vic or NSW.

Where will Costello go? Probably where all Howard's losers have so far … Goldman Sachs VP job. Or some other place that owe him a favour.

What will Rudd do? Power is by the Press. A clever man would liberalise and diversify it again and enforce the overseas ownership laws. After all ,they were used to stop that Italian job setting up in Brisbane......and the ABC board needs a revisit too. Good bye Janet Grover Norquist et al and think tank stooges.  Then again, Murdoch has given Rudd an easy run, there may be a foolish trust developed for that in future. Other leaders have learned how disposable they are to the power groups. Some have fought it, few succeeded. Putin is still in the firing line for doing so.

Democracy needs a free and independent diversified and  locally controlled press. I would ban telemarketers, fax and letter box pamphlet distribution so that only advertising is in media to make it more viable and attractive  And make all our lives sweeter in the evenings and our fax machines ink cheaper and our recycle bins leaner.

Does one still want accountability when one is the one in office? There are plenty of deeds to sort out and investigate and prosecute. There are also unscrupulous allies with fingers creeping forwards. A big warning out to them and then scrape out all the dirt left from the last mob, a few Royal commissions with amnesty offers....but really how can one ever get rid of the paedophile and drug corruption that is so entangled and so deep. Without that gone there will always be the surprise .Trouble now is the States, how does one get that muck out of there without damaging the party? Now perhaps is the time to do it as there is no effective opposition anywhere and they are only swords of Damocles awaiting the moment to fall.

And David Davis don't fret so. Some voters awoke. Most will roll over and go back to sleep. Only 75% seem to have voted anyway. Media allowed it to awake. It is a cycle up, up  and down, a bit, then up and up again.Too much and people notice and rebel. Mr Krugman has an explanation for you. The undoing of the Great Compression.

There are some powerful friends for you, David, who want to also get rid of the middle class, that temporary group so under fire by all such as those you admire. Those wonderful institutions working so hard behind the scenes all the time. It is disappearing from the US, and the same path of destruction was mapped by your darling Mob. A deliberate political agenda.

One has to ask whether this makes a better more stable community or not. I think not. Kruger thinks the trend is going, I think just spiralling.

I hope that Rudd helps continue the more equal society that Australia was so known for post war rather than the Robber Baron Age that you and your Mob seem to hunger for, allied with the Southern whites.

I hope Rudd et al close the loop hole in the directors’ salary legislation that Costello insisted upon having, that prevented the owners of the company vetoing the directors' package. I have no doubt indeed that Costello hopes for a director's package, joining the current looters of our society and pension funds.

In reality, a broad secure credited population supports a broad market of variable goods. We now have the world's fourth BOTTOM manufacturing levels with negative growth. Tourism and raw materials are our exports. A third world picture developing with widening gap of wealth as one sees there. Home ownership is also harder, another MC indicator.

The present pyramid scheme, known as director's packages, is a scam just as any other pyramid scam. It is time our collective power in the form of pension fund managers muscled these upstart basic managers and accountants back to normal salary.

Krugman sees hope, I think he has not factored in the media monopoly now secured there by Bush changes under Powell's son. Once the internet is narrowed that is it. Krugman also compares the USA and France economically in a very interesting way

I think many would find this an interesting talk and discussion.

Good luck Mr Rudd. I wonder what will happen. All is so dynamic with so many variables and yet still travels mainly in the same direction while the same groups are essentially dominant.

Krugman also calls their Dems Conservatives. I note there in Australia it is the real conservatives that have stood up and said stop, the opposition until now. It is indeed the radicals that have pushed the economic radical/rational/globalisation/selling of public assets etc line.

I am a conservative.

Cheers

Kathy, you could be right

Kathy, you could be right. I don't think I have said I was confident that Rudd will be different. I do see grounds for hope, though. What I am confident of is that Howard would not be different. You see the difference?

I wouldn't read too much into the fact that he was on the phone to Bush, Brown and Bambang. Anyone stepping into the top job will do that. Your assessment of him as clever, tricky and cunning gives me hope, actually. In election mode we have seen a Howard lite, if you like; a persona put forward to minimise his profile, distance himself from Latham, and maximise his chances. Now I wait to see what he will be with the election behind him.

Unlike you, I don't think we would be involved in Iraq if Labor had been in power at the time of Shock and Awe. As I recall, the Labor Party was in accord with most of the world in wanting the UN Inspectors to be given time to do their jobs before deciding what to do next.

Thanks to the Moderators

Confession time: I did a runner on Friday afternoon. My partner is somewhat to the right of Ghengis Khan, a political position that the more discerning among you may have realised is not mine. A dear friend of mine is similarly afflicted (regarding partner, that is), so at the start of the official campaign we made a pact to spend the election weekend at her beach house.

So there we were, last night, no internet access, slightly snowy TV, plenty of drinks on hand, prepared to celebrate or commiserate together. The champagne was opened as Mr Howard mounted the podium.

Thank you to my fellow-moderators for letting me play hookey at such a busy time.

Now the work begins: given the demise of the Democrats it is up to all of us to keep the bastards honest. 

Full Nelson

Hi Fiona, you are so kind. Might do a music video about YOU!!

Anyway, Centrebet says party insiders tipping Nelson for leadership - FORMER defence minister Brendan Nelson is being tipped by Liberal Party insiders as the next leader of the opposition, one of Australia's biggest bookmakers says. 

Full Nelson is my local member here at Bradfield. Hmmm, do I have to start looking for another Maxine McKew???

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